Mexican Edit Meaning

1.

Someone hailing or claiming ancestry from Mexico.

"The damn Mexicans stole my tires again."

2.

A person who was born in Mexico or has parents who were, no matter their current citizenship.

Tommy was born in Cancun, Mexico, he is mexican.

3.

the guy mowing your lawn

I Mexican and i mow lawn for 10 cent...

See mexico, slave, bitch, yardwork, lawn, dirt

4.

A Mexican man walks into a bar.

Please note that he's the *only* Mexican person there and all the other guys are white.

Suddenly one of the white guys walks up to the Mexican guy and says...

"Hey you! Colored men aren't allowed, much less welcome here!"

Then, the Mexican guy turns around and says to the white guy...

"Hey pendejo... When I was born, I was brown!"

"When I grew up, I was brown!"

"When I am sick, I'm brown!"

"When I'm in the sun, I'm brown!"

"When I'm in the cold, I'm brown!"

"And when I die, I'll still be brown!"

"But on the other hand you, pendejo, when you were born, you were pink!"

"When you grew up, you were white!"

"When you're sick, you turn yellow or even green!"

"When you're in the sun, you turn red!"

"When you're in the cold, you turn blue!"

"And when you die, you'll turn purple!"

"And you have the nerve and the balls to call me a "colored man!?" Ha ha!"

Pass it on...

(Note that I'm not racist. I'm Mexican myself. I just found this joke in some latino guy's myspace page and so since I thought it was pretty funny, I decided to translate it to English and post it here.)

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Mark H. Proud UD author since February 2004.

See latino, hispanic, american, white, mexico, brown

5.

1.someone who is from Mexico

2.What some ignorant ppl call all hispanics cause they think we r all mexican but the hispanic race consists of the ppl from the countries or descedants of the countries of Spain, Puerto Rico,Dominican Republic,Cuba,Belize,El Salvador,Honduras,Guatemala,Costa Rica,Panama,Nicaragua,Colombia,Venezuela,Mexico,Chile,Brazil,Paraguay,Uruguay,Arrgentina,Peru,Ecuador ,and Bolivia.

Ex.1)Jose was born in Mexico so he is Mexican

Ex.2)Maria was born in Bolivia so the guy who called her Mexican cause sheis hispanic is ignorant.

6.

A person who can't afford a condom.

Mexican guy-wanna do it?

Mexican chick-got a condom?

Mexican guy-dont worry, God will protect us!

See mexican, mexico, beans, beaner, brown

7.

A person born in Mexico who has to take a lot of racist shit because a lot of people in the world are very ignorant, specially the americans (not everyone though).

Mexicans are common people like you: the gardener, the pool cleaner or the domestic worker are just social stereotypes.

Other stereotypes include the tequila drinker, the drug dealer or the big sombrero wearing guy which by the way are really hard to find here in México city

Not every mexican are poor, most of the mexicans tourist around the world have large accounts and México city is the second largest city in the world and the first one with museums.

Fajitas is not a traditional mexican food neither is Taco Bell.

In a bar in Madrid...

Italian: where are you from?

Mexican: I'm from México

Italian: No way!!! you are spanish or italian!!!

Mexican: Nope I´m from México

Italian: You don't look like a mexican

Mexican: How do mexicans look like?

Italian: Not like you

Mexican: I´m an average mexican guy

See mexican, racism, stereotype, beaner, sombrero