Mexican Alarm Clock

What is Mexican Alarm Clock?


1.

Can also mean: when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.

See also: brown-nose, Sanchez's wakeup call

We woke up John with a Mexican alarm clock this morning, he says he can't get the smell of shit out of his nose.

See poop, disgusting, prank, wake up, mexican

2.

big deisel truck, when they hear it coming it wakes you up and you get back to work as the boss man is coming!

hey pedro..you hear that man? "GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE"

I thing the boss is coming man! get back to work holmes.

3.

To fart in ones face to wake them from a sleep.

Dude last night my wife fell asleep watching the move, so I woke her up with the old "Mexican Alarm Clock"

See fart, dirty sanchez, bust ass

4.

when your naked butt to butt and one person farts against the other waking the other person up.

" hey kelly how did you wake up this morning? oh my boyfriend used a mexican alarm clock to wake me up."

See fart transplant, fart, alarm clock

5.

Drinking large amounts of plain tap water before going to sleep so as to be waken up by the urge to urinate.

Pedro wound up his mexican alarm clock with half a gallon of water.

See mexican, alarm clock, poverty, racial slur, tap water


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