Mexican Apple Thief

What is Mexican Apple Thief?

1.

A person of Mexican descent, who steals apples.

Elliot's sexual fantasy is about owning a cider house and catching a Mexican apple thief, who then chases her to the tasting room, where they make love so loudly that they can be heard all the way in the distillery.

See scrubs, mexican, apple, theif, elliot, Baru

2.

Having sex and listening to salsa music on a stolen iPodat the same time. ( Applemakes iPod)

I had the ultimate Mexican apple thief session last night with my girlfriend.

See ipod, sex, stolen, salsa, music, apple
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