Mexican Bar Mitzvah

What is Mexican Bar Mitzvah?


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After f*cking a woman so hard she turns 13 and becomes a man. Music, dancing, and food usually immediately follow. The newly grown penis is obviously circumcised and the f*ckee may, in some instances, develop daily cravings for pastrami on rye sandwiches.

I drank so much Manischewitz after I gave your mother a mexican bar mitzvah last night I fell down doing to electric slide.

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