What is Mexican Bar Mitzvah?
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After f*cking a woman so hard she turns 13 and becomes a man. Music, dancing, and food usually immediately follow. The newly grown penis is obviously circumcised and the f*ckee may, in some instances, develop daily cravings for pastrami on rye sandwiches.
I drank so much Manischewitz after I gave your mother a mexican bar mitzvah last night I fell down doing to electric slide.
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extended version of OMGWTFBBQ.
person 1: OMG did you see that thing on tv LOL
person 2: ROFLOMGLOLWTFBBQ
person 1: ... shut uuuuup.
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fucking a chick while playing the guitar
I was doing the dirty santana with Jill yesterday, but I busted a nut before the song was over..
