What is Mexican Blumpkin?
1.
A blowjob given while the recipient is on the toilet, taking a crap and eating Taco Bell all at once.
I let this guy talk me into giving him a Mexican Blumpkin but couldn't finish because it stank so friggin much. I vomited on him, giving him an
Irish Blumpkin instead.
2.
A blow job given while the receiver is on the toilet depositing Taco Bell squirts.
Little did Juanita know that I'd made a run for the border prior to what would become a Mexican blumpkin...
See
Random Words:
1.
a mix of all alcohols in a liquor cabinet into a single bottle. Often used when poor teenagers are stealing alcohol from their parents.
..
1.
The sign of ultimate boredom and isolation when ur in the school omputer lab. Typed simply by going bottom-to-top on the keyboard.
Figu..
