Mexican Burrito

What is Mexican Burrito?


1.

A mexican burrito is where a (wo)man shits out a log into a condom and freezes it. Then proceds to use the shitcicle as a dildo until thawed out.

Man: Erin is too kinky for me, bitch showed me her Mexican Burrito in action last night.

See burrito, hotlunch, shit, dildo

2.

You you stick a burrito in your partners mouth, have sex with it, and then eat it afterwards.

I gave your sister a Mexican Burrito yesterday.

See wet, mouth, sex, term, burrito, mexican

3.

A Mexican Burrito is when you are having anal sex and the chick shits on your dick, making your dick all shitty. You then give her a shit stache, literally.. you give her a mustache with the shit on your dick.

Santiago: "ay senor i just gave anita a mexican burrito!"

Perijo: "oy good job comrade!"

See indian, takeout, red snapper, golden shower, hot carl, cleaveland steamer


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