Mexican Car Wash

What is Mexican Car Wash?


1.

A car rinse resulting from a rainfall.

This usually requires said car owner to be lazy, cheap, or both.

Guy 1: Man, It's raining again!

Guy 2: That's cool, always up for a Mexican CarWash!

2.

The Act of tea bagging an individual after he/she has vomited upon your ball sack.

While going down on him the drunk chick threw up all over Richard's junk. As an act of retribution he gave her a Mexican Car Wash

See vomit, sack, tea bag, gross, messy

3.

The Holy Grail of sexual positions.

They say it has been around for thousands of years, but only a select few know how to do it exactly.

I came close to figuring out the mexican car wash yesterday.

They say the Mexican car wash is fatal 53% of the time..

See mexican, car, wash, awsome


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