Mexican Crab Dangle

What is Mexican Crab Dangle?


1.

A position durring intercourse where by some means the male props up his legs so that his genitalia dangle whilst humping.

So I said "Shut the fuck up before I hit you with the mexican crab dangle bitch!"

2.

A position by which the male some how props his legs up to the point where the sack dangles below him as he pumps. The kicker is that lube is replaced with tabasco sauce.

In about three minutes there is going to be groans of pain or pleasure. I can't tell which it will be.

Why's that?

'Cuz I'll be hittin' you wit' the mexican crab dangle!

See mexican, crab, dangle, hot, sauce, tabasco, sex, position


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