What is Mexican Earwig?
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While having sex with a girl, you stick a finger in her asshole/poopshoot/brown eye etc.
The important part is getting a little bit of poopie on your finger tip.
Now, as if you were to perform a "Dirty Sanchez" (spreading the shit on her lip/nose) you stick your shit covered finger in her ear.
Proceed to yell "HOLY FUCK ITS A MEXICAN EARWIG!!!"
I guess that bitch doesnt like the mexican earwig...
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