Mexican Earwig

What is Mexican Earwig?


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While having sex with a girl, you stick a finger in her asshole/poopshoot/brown eye etc.

The important part is getting a little bit of poopie on your finger tip.

Now, as if you were to perform a "Dirty Sanchez" (spreading the shit on her lip/nose) you stick your shit covered finger in her ear.

Proceed to yell "HOLY FUCK ITS A MEXICAN EARWIG!!!"

I guess that bitch doesnt like the mexican earwig...

See dirty sanchez, anal, shit, poop, sex, weird, mexican, earwig, roach, joint, pussy, dick, weed, marijuana, butt bandit


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