Mexican Girls

What is Mexican Girls?


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Girls who are from Mexico. Mexican girls tend to be tanner and have larger asses than most other races in America. Also, Mexican girls are a garrunteed great date for a club, because they are awesome dancers. They could probably take on black girls and because their ass is already the black girl's main competition, and they work harder than any black girl i know.

A very common misconception is that Mexican girls are dirty and are taking jobs from Americans. But this is not true. Mexican girls are just sexy.

Boy: Man, i think i am gonna go ask Shaniqua to dance.

Boy2: Nah, you should probably ask Rosa to dance. She has more ass, and more rhythm.

Boy: Oh, yeah, always go with the mexican girls.

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Gods gift to earth

man those mexican girls are perfection

See mexican, girls, sexy, love, them

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really hot and beautiful girls that just know how to dance.yes some of them are only interested in your money and lie about some things, but any girl of any nationality can do that, and they do it. just because they are from a different country, here in america you generalize and treat them them differently. you people say that they are dumb and can't learn english (which on the majority is not true),but really what about the cheerleaders and those bimbos and airheads we've got here in the USA ??? many peolpe also can't learn spanish, so be realistic. the are like any other girl, with the diference of course that they are really beautiful, they have great bodies and really know how to dance and are hardworking peolple

SAM- remember that beautiful mexican girl i met last night, well she was just looking for my money. that idiot, she had no brain and she cant even speak english...

JOSH- why do you get mad?? she's just like all the other bimbos we've got here.. besides the mexican girls i've met are intligent.

See hotties, beauty, inteligent, immigrants

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Mexican girls can be good looking, sweet and great fun. However, they're also jealous, destructive and dangerous. They all balloon up to become incredibly fat sometime in their twenties, sometimes earlier sometimes later. When you break up with one, cheat on one, or just look at another girl while dating one, you can reasonably expect your car to be keyed, those nudes of you to be mailed to your parents and siblings, your pets to be killed and a huge embarrassing public scene. Mexican girls have no self control and cheat on their partners. Fun to be the 3rd party, but dont ever date a mexican girl. Don't expect the fact that she fucked some random dude the night before without covering her tracks to slow her down from bitching you out for saying that a supermodel in an advertisement is "alright looking". Mexican girls are all extremely clingy and ready to put up a fight. It's a common misconception that mexican girls seek out abusive guys. It's also a common misconception that mexican guys are jerks who hit women. the truth is they just date more mexican girls than white guys do. anyone, no matter how nice, who dates a mexican girl ends up hitting her. Anyone who dates a mexican girl gets out of the relationship about 3 years later than they were ready to. Mexican girls are terrible about preventing the spread of STDs and using contraceptives. Don't believe one when they say theyre on the pill.

Dad: Hey son, how's your day going?

Young man: great, i've got a new girlfriend now. *shows picture of a mexican girl*

Dad: *uneasily* how did you meet this girl?

Guy 1: What the fuck is wrong with mexican girls?

Guy 2: In my experience they've generally been abused by their dad

See humiliation, suffering, domestic violence, stds

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Girls from Mexico. Mexican girls work hard but can be hardcore opportunists or gold-diggers. Mexican girls have the tendency to lie about age, socioeconomic class, immigrant status, personal past history, present personal information, marital status, children and of course, whether they actually like you for who you are or selfishly see the winning lottery ticket to the jackpot of the "Gringo life in U.S.A.". These chicas show that they love Anglos while bitching about how crude-cultured, un-Mexican, and un-romantic these men are but then are convinced that the whiteness of Anglo skin will buy them pure-breed Spanish aristocracy. Mexican girls display low IQ reasoning capacities and are not very smart. Beware, you may also get yourself guadalupified by one of these women with STDs or AIDS due to their Mexican religious-based practices of not practicing safe sex and having kids here, there and everywhere.

Man 1: "Man, I just had an awesome night with that mexican girl. I got the impression that she's a good girl."

Man 2: "Cool. Is she that nanny you met the other night at the Boogie bar who couldn't say a word of English."

Man 1: "Yup. I like non-english speaking nannies. Mexican girls are easy to get along with."

Man 2: "Yeah, especially if you don't know any Spanish yourself...Dude, I hate to tell you this but that mexican girl fucked my buddie that night at Boogie and then turned up at his house. Big mess. She apparently told Michael and his girlfriend that she is in love with him. Mary moved out. Michael is devastated."

See mestiza, mexican, chica, mexiho, mexicano, gringo, guadalupe, mexicunt, paradise


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