Mexican Hand Lotion

What is Mexican Hand Lotion?


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Where your partner bends over and takes a huge dump on your hands. If male, then your partner may also add semen to the mix.

I thought that "Mexican Hand Lotion" referred to some fancy brand of hand lotions from Mexico. However, I was proven otherwise when your mother gave me some last night.

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