What is Mexican Hand Lotion?
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Where your partner bends over and takes a huge dump on your hands. If male, then your partner may also add semen to the mix.
I thought that "Mexican Hand Lotion" referred to some fancy brand of hand lotions from Mexico. However, I was proven otherwise when your mother gave me some last night.
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Having a chick play with ones penis until the boiling point. Then he ask for her to give him head. While she goes down he shoots his loa..
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brought to us by bill engvall. people should where a sign sying that they are stupid so you wouldnt rely on them.
a trucker got his tru..
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To end a friendship
I haven't heard from Bill in three weeks--I think he cream corned me.
See pruned, voted off the island..