Mexican Hand Lotion

What is Mexican Hand Lotion?


1.

Where your partner bends over and takes a huge dump on your hands. If male, then your partner may also add semen to the mix.

I thought that "Mexican Hand Lotion" referred to some fancy brand of hand lotions from Mexico. However, I was proven otherwise when your mother gave me some last night.

See mexican, hand, lotion, shit, jizz


14

Random Words:

1. 1. One of the six members of Monty Python 2. The singer among the Pythons 3. Writer of Spamalot 4. A brilliant actor 5. Founder of ..
1. Exclamation of surprise or shock as a result of nothign short of a miracle. Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick! How did you get preg..
1. "Is the shit" is a phrase that is grammaticly incorrect. The phrase implies that something, or someone "is the shit"..