Mexican Hand Lotion

What is Mexican Hand Lotion?


1.

Where your partner bends over and takes a huge dump on your hands. If male, then your partner may also add semen to the mix.

I thought that "Mexican Hand Lotion" referred to some fancy brand of hand lotions from Mexico. However, I was proven otherwise when your mother gave me some last night.

See mexican, hand, lotion, shit, jizz


14

Random Words:

1. national liquor of ecuador, with its competitor "cristal" trailing behind (same price, but nastier. not the cristal champagne,..
1. a wideley used term in the Kelowna, British Columbia area, derrived from the hockey locker room, you can use the phrase anywhere. Mainl..
1. Someone who's capable of murdering a fuckwhore trend that all the teenies follow. =] That african shield she's wearing is suc..