Mexican Hand Lotion

What is Mexican Hand Lotion?

1.

Where your partner bends over and takes a huge dump on your hands. If male, then your partner may also add semen to the mix.

I thought that "Mexican Hand Lotion" referred to some fancy brand of hand lotions from Mexico. However, I was proven otherwise when your mother gave me some last night.

See mexican, hand, lotion, shit, jizz
14

Random Words:

Yourg
1. Someone who is just undeniably awesome!!!! Dude, you are such a yourg!!!! See yourg, john, johny, jonnie..
Read more
One Eyed Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger
1. It's a term for a friggin' dick. Penis. Schlong. "Stop touchin' my pants like that or my One Eyed Purple Headed Y..
Read more
U R Fat
1. Singularly the best insult committed to text message Hi Michelle, this is emmett, haven't seen you in a while. Can we come round y..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free