What is Mexican Handjob?
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When a woman wraps your wang in a burrito or soft shell taco and procedes to jerk you insanely until you spooge into a crunchy chicken chalupa.
Ernesto: Yo, that whack bitch wouldn't give me a mexican handjob so I gave her a
mexican avalanche .
Umberto: Fuck that shit homie, you still work at Taco Bell?
Ernesto: Nah bitch, I got fired for shooting my jizz load in the sour cream!
Umberto: Playa you trippin!
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