Mexican Handjob

What is Mexican Handjob?


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When a woman wraps your wang in a burrito or soft shell taco and procedes to jerk you insanely until you spooge into a crunchy chicken chalupa.

Ernesto: Yo, that whack bitch wouldn't give me a mexican handjob so I gave her a mexican avalanche.

Umberto: Fuck that shit homie, you still work at Taco Bell?

Ernesto: Nah bitch, I got fired for shooting my jizz load in the sour cream!

Umberto: Playa you trippin!

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