What is Mexican Handjob?
1.
When a woman wraps your wang in a burrito or soft shell taco and procedes to jerk you insanely until you spooge into a crunchy chicken chalupa.
Ernesto: Yo, that whack bitch wouldn't give me a mexican handjob so I gave her a
mexican avalanche .
Umberto: Fuck that shit homie, you still work at Taco Bell?
Ernesto: Nah bitch, I got fired for shooting my jizz load in the sour cream!
Umberto: Playa you trippin!
See
Random Words:
1.
A mythology often alluded to by the rich.
see: oxymoron
Fred thought his political views were in line with Republican logic, then he r..
1.
what you get whne you bend over in the shower at prison
i got prison food served by a dude named betty
1.
what you get whne you bend ..