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When something is as good as it gets.
Winning the lottery would be tits in a jar.
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covering a woman's breasts with your feces, then licking it off, similar to a caramel apple.
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Individual addicted to coffee from Nespresso machines.
Melitta drip coffee is like a caffeine version of methadone if you're a Nes..