Mexican Kayak

What is Mexican Kayak?


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Sexual term. It's when a man with a mustache lays on his back in a bathtub of water while his female partner sits on him to have intercourse. What makes this so special is all the while, she is holding a ping pong paddle in each hand and slapping the water in a swimming motion.

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