Mexican Mattress

What is Mexican Mattress?

When you take your piece/pipe under your blanket while you're on your bed, and you toke it. Gets hella thick hella fast

Dude I did a mexican mattress at home yesterday, I was so freakin' stoned

See weed, stoned, smoke, toke, mexican, mattress, herb, bud, grass

Twitfail

1. To fail at the use of Twitter. Virginia GOP Chairman committed a twitfail. See twitter, fail, epic fail, douchebag, republican..

Dope Siesta

1. a nap that is effin' ace. "Brian, I just took a dope siesta." -Sean Tracey See cat nap, ace, cleveland steamer, dope f..

Tequila Twat

1. The act of not cumming even after an hour of chewing the tulip chowder. That is Tequila Twat. Just like a man gets Whiskey Dick after a..

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