Mexican Mattress

What is Mexican Mattress?

When you take your piece/pipe under your blanket while you're on your bed, and you toke it. Gets hella thick hella fast

Dude I did a mexican mattress at home yesterday, I was so freakin' stoned

See weed, stoned, smoke, toke, mexican, mattress, herb, bud, grass

Moobes

1. Man Boobes That guy over there has very luscious moobes that I just want to squeeze. pl. moobies See man boobs, chubby chunks, man fa..

V-machine

1. slang for vibrater; used by girls to have orgasms The only two ways girls have orgasms are through sex or a V-machine...

Van Bitch

1. A fat red faced girl with nasty fat girl armswho used to drive a grey van named Batlax. I wish Van Bitch did not go to my school. See ..

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