Mexican Mattress

What is Mexican Mattress?

When you take your piece/pipe under your blanket while you're on your bed, and you toke it. Gets hella thick hella fast

Dude I did a mexican mattress at home yesterday, I was so freakin' stoned

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Masturjacking

1. Masturbation in an extreme sense. He was perched up on the sink like a monkey, bent over and masturjacking like there was no tomorrow. ..

I Tell You What

1. chiefly southern, esp texan. added at the end of pretty much anything, esp to add exclamatory sense to a clause. has a somewhat crypti..

Gaffot

1. A synonym of the term faggot and derived from the same term. First created by players of first person shooter games. "omg stfu gaf..

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