Mexican Mattress

What is Mexican Mattress?

When you take your piece/pipe under your blanket while you're on your bed, and you toke it. Gets hella thick hella fast

Dude I did a mexican mattress at home yesterday, I was so freakin' stoned

See weed, stoned, smoke, toke, mexican, mattress, herb, bud, grass

One Eyed Ninja

1. A cool guy who is unsubtle and clumsy, hence the one eye, and is not at all ninja-like. Someone who cannot move like a ninja "Whoa..

Slap This

1. used when you've got an idea. Hey Nicole, slap this--> how about we go to movies, and then hangout at my house? See idea, que..

Jamacian Patty Wack

1. When a girl wacks her tities in your face Dude my girl firend jamacian patty wacked me See jamaican, patty, wack, tities, nipples..

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