Mexican Mattress

What is Mexican Mattress?

When you take your piece/pipe under your blanket while you're on your bed, and you toke it. Gets hella thick hella fast

Dude I did a mexican mattress at home yesterday, I was so freakin' stoned

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Harding

1. The most ultimate factor of cool. the level of which a "harding" is awesome, is not measureable. Can also be used as an sarc..

Vagpipes

1. Whist going down on a chick, placing your mouth over her vaginal opening and blowing her pussy up like a baloon; then you push down on h..

100 In A 90

1. When you beat a man in the face w/ an iron skillet so hard that it looks like he did the hundred-yard-dash in a 90-yard gym. "If ..

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