Mexican Mattress

What is Mexican Mattress?

When you take your piece/pipe under your blanket while you're on your bed, and you toke it. Gets hella thick hella fast

Dude I did a mexican mattress at home yesterday, I was so freakin' stoned

See weed, stoned, smoke, toke, mexican, mattress, herb, bud, grass

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