Mexican Moisturizer

What is Mexican Moisturizer?

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When a man is fucking a slutty girl and she decides that her legs are too dry so the guy eats lots of mexican food and then goes diarrhea on her legs. Together they massage the shit until it settles in, then repeat the process.

Last night Fernandez gave Emily some Mexican Moisturizer!

See mexican, shit, poop, sex

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