Mexican Mud Jerk

What is Mexican Mud Jerk?

When a female drops a watery brown bath on your man package then proceeds to use the fecal stew as a lubricant for hand jobs galore.

We had no lotion so my friends mom showed me the true wonders of a Mexican Mud Jerk.

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