Mexican Optometrist

What is Mexican Optometrist?

To ejaculate onto a woman's glasses.

I really gave Jane the mexican optometrist.

Vendilunch

1. Being so broke you use quarters in your desk to buy junk food out of the vending machines for lunch. "Wanna come to lunch with us ..

Amster

1. n. An uncommon office prank where one replaces a coworkers' mouse with an imitation mouse paper weight. v1. The act of replacing ..

W.a.g

1. A wife or girlfriend of a footballer. Wifes.And.Girlfriends. Man#1: Dude, Check Out Victoria Beckham! Man#2: Man, She Is One Hot W.A...

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