Mexican Optometrist

What is Mexican Optometrist?

To ejaculate onto a woman's glasses.

I really gave Jane the mexican optometrist.

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Zombie Fingered

1. When playing Call of Duty World at War: Nazi Zombies; When your teammate fails to cover his window and lets in a nazi zombie whom prompt..

Ear Lobing

1. when a slimey forriegner keeps trying to cock block you in the bar with cheesy lines like "I'm from England" or "Did..

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