Mexican Optometrist

What is Mexican Optometrist?

To ejaculate onto a woman's glasses.

I really gave Jane the mexican optometrist.

Atgiltf

1. Acronym for: Air Tight Granny I'd Like To Fu** Wow, look at that atgiltf! Hawt! See milf, pr0n, sleazy, nasty, granny..

Haitian Hamburger

1. The Haitian hamburger occurs when a male/femals shits into another persons butt cheeks. This person tightly squeezes his/her butt cheeks..

Ass-shat

1. Noun: One who's intelligence is likened to excrement. Bitches be all ass-shats! See Squid..

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