Mexican Optometrist

What is Mexican Optometrist?

To ejaculate onto a woman's glasses.

I really gave Jane the mexican optometrist.

You Can't Have Your Cake And Eat It Too

1. This phrase is easier to understand if it is read as "You can't eat your cake, and have it too". Obviously once you'..

Mashatato

1. Masturbation and potato chips. I really feel like doing some mashatato. See masturbation, potato, floggin the dolphin..

Userid

1. Identity conferred on and referring to registered online user. Quote your userid before saying open sesame. See identity, registered, ..

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