Mexican Optometrist

What is Mexican Optometrist?

To ejaculate onto a woman's glasses.

I really gave Jane the mexican optometrist.

Gorilla Baby

1. Gorilla Baby n. A large white male with a cute baby face. Jonah Hill (Seth from Superbad) has the features of a Gorilla Baby. See gori..

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1. the state nu-metal bands pretend to be in "dude, i'm so depressed - let's get our producer to write a song about it and ..

Trolley Sex

1. To have sexual intercourse in a trolley.Preferably Asdas. Jodie: Fancy some trolley sex? Hannah: Asda or tesco? See trolley, sex, tro..

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