Mexican Optometrist

What is Mexican Optometrist?

To ejaculate onto a woman's glasses.

I really gave Jane the mexican optometrist.

Vitamin W

1. slang for marijuana, or weed. I'm so stressed out from my hard week at school, man. I totally need some Vitamin W. 2. Among thos..

Indirect Fart

1. Draconian punishment for the fussy girfriend who keeps complaining about your unavoidabe flatulence, and who keeps escaping when you try..

Wants On

1. a strong, uncontrollable desire for someone sexually. You can tell by his giant woody, that he "wants on" Mary. See horny, r..

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