Mexican Optometrist

What is Mexican Optometrist?

To ejaculate onto a woman's glasses.

I really gave Jane the mexican optometrist.

Golf Divot

1. An incredibly hairy vagina. Sheena looked great with her pants on. I got her naked and noticed she had a crazy golf divot. Looked like ..

Lolanus

1. The great patron saint of anus once said: lolanus "So, my girlfriend left me and I think I want to kill myself" "lolan..

Ass Tears

1. When you fart really hard and shit leaks out of your ass. God, I think I just had some Ass Tears. See ass, tears, shit, turd, poop..

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