Mexican Optometrist

What is Mexican Optometrist?

To ejaculate onto a woman's glasses.

I really gave Jane the mexican optometrist.

Mikorpian

1. Rare animal, mostly found in Florida, usually blamed for all sort of outages in electric circuits. "That fuckin´ mikorpian made my..

Churf

1. To take longer than needed to complete a task or arrive at a destination.Often caused by people farting about doing nothing in particula..

Late-skeet

1. 1. When you're having sex with a girl and then you pretend to cum. Then once she goes to bed you skeet all over her. Hence, the lat..

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