Mexican Poker

What is Mexican Poker?


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Mexican poker is a usually a drinking game. Two brave players take an empty beer canand take turns karate chopping it on its side. After a player karate chops it, that player holds the can so the sharp skinny edge is up so the other can give it a chop. The first player to chop the can in half with their hand wins and moves on to play a different opponent. Playing this game almost always leads to a cut bloody hand. Thus a champion usually has to retire after defending his/her title only a few times.

Mr. Miyagi won the game of Mexican poker, but he bleed all over the table.

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card game that all mexicans like to play. In mexico they play mostly near liquor stores.

In Los Angles a maxican man walks into a liquor store and asks where is the game? another man points to sign on back wall. sign said. " Liquor up front mexican poker in rear "

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