What is Mexican Pony?
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A large dog that the little bambinos take rides on while their saggy, crap-filled diapers leak all over the poor, tired dog.
Maria's kids wanted a pony for christmas, but since she lived in an apartment, she was only able to buy a mexican pony for her kids to abuse.
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The 1:16th scale, retarded love child between a Zamboni and a Street Sweeper. The Zambortion comes fully equipped with a retractible, fl..