Mexican Pussy

What is Mexican Pussy?


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A pussy so loose you could smuggle things in it

Person 1: I've got a bunch of contraband that needs to be stored. The thing is that I have no idea of where to store it.

Person 2: Well my wife has a Mexican pussy. It's so loose that you could store all of that shit without anybody noticing.

Person 1: Awesome sauce!

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