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A sharp poop. Usually hurts.
If I don't get more fiber in my diet I'll continue to let out anal jowsters...
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when giving a bj, you actualdently bite off the cock.
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Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.
On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a ..