Mexican Shower

What is Mexican Shower?


1.

a quick alternative to an actual shower, by applying enough cologne, perfume, and/or deodorant to cover up any funky smelling body odor.

i had 2 minutes to get ready, so i took a mexican shower

2.

To strip naked in a public washroom and proceed to wash yourself with toilet water, using a urinal mint as soap.

Don't go in the washroom, there is some guy having a mexican shower.

See mexican, shower, mexicali, public, washroom, bathroom, poor

3.

When one doesn't take a shower, but drenches themselves in cologne instead.

I didn't have time for a shower today, so i grabbed my Axe and took a Mexican shower.

See axe, tag, cologne, mexican shower, mexican, shower

4.

The act of cleansing oneself in a public batrhoom. Typically this is done by removing the shirt and splashing water on the underarm and using liquid hand soap to get rid of a day's worth of sweat.

Dude, did you see that guy taking a Mexican Shower at the gas station? He must have been trying to clean up after a day of landscaping on his way to his job cleaning dishes at the taqueria!

See cleaning, bathing

5.

to throw feces, either human or animal, into a ceiling fan and let the pieces shower over you. This can be done naked or clothed.

Ew, what'd you do, take a Mexican shower this morning?

See mexican, shower, feces, poop, turd

6.

(n) To apply liberal amounts of deodorant and/or perfume to mask body odor when actually showering is impossible, undesirable or too time consuming.

See Italian shower.

"Just take a Mexican shower and come over, we're running late."

I've taken many a Mexican shower during international flights- 9 hours on a plane, stanky!

See italian shower, deodorant, bo, 83

7.

To wear way too much axe, cologne, deodorant, or all of the above because you are too busy/lazy to take a real shower.

Javier awoke from his nap realizing he had to leave in 2 minutes but smelled like shit, so he took a mexican shower.

See smelly, cologne, axe, deodorant, lazy


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