Mexican Sombrero

What is Mexican Sombrero?


1.

Someone sits on the unsuspecting victim's head and farts and then masturbates.

This can be more enjoyable for a man rather than a woman due to the jizz explosion which can be aimed at the speed of light

John T - Can i sit on your head?

Lauren - What are you doing to do..

John T - Its a suprise

Lauren - Okay aslong as you are nice

20 MINS LATER

Lauren - You jizzed all over my face and farted on my head and all you can say is ive had better!

John T - YOU BE NO MEXICAN SOMBRERO!!!!!!

See mexican, sombrero, lauren, john, fart


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