Mexican 5-star

What is Mexican 5-star?


1.

When a girl is giving you head and she will not let you finish in her mouth (spit or swallow); then bust your load in your hand and smack her in the face. Note: You get bonus points if she is in fact Mexican or even Latin American.

John: Why is that bitch always so mad at you?

Coach P: Well, the last time she was under my desk she told me that she did not want me to get any cum in her mouth, so I waited until I busted my load and gave that bitch a Mexican 5-Star.

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