What is Mexican U-haul?
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a really shitty, old pickup truck that has random junk piled at least three feet over the cab, so as to make the shape of a U-Haul truck.
hey look at that mexican U-Haul two lanes over!
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2.
The art of trying to insert ones head into the anus of your partner during intercourse.
Yo Jim, I just did a mexican U-haul on that chick and now my face smells like tacos!
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A gargoyle smoking a cigar.
Good thing that cigargoyle is made of stone or it might get lung cancer.
See vampirate, doodiebomb..