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A critical and sometimes expensive condition whereby a builder goes off at a tangent and does something you didn't want. Why is it..
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n. A distant relative known well enough to kiss when greeting. To be distinguished from fucking cousin.
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To punch someone in the ass or ass-cheeks until they defecate.
I angered my girlfriend so she punished me by giving me a pokey pummel.
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