Mexican Wanking Fish

What is Mexican Wanking Fish?


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1. Slang term to descibe an axolotl.

2. An axolotl who is just BEGGING for a mate, but their owner doesn't want to get another pet.

3. A penis.

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Gotta go, I have to feed my Mexican Wanking Fish...

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My pet axolotl Bubbles is SUCH a Mexican Wanking Fish. He drops his sperm everywhere in the tank and I'm too afraid to stick my hand in the tank to feed him.

I am saving up for that cute pair of pink high-heels and I don't want to get him a stupid mate!

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Dude, do your fly up - I can see your Mexican Wanking Fish!

See axolotl, wanker, amphibian, salamander


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