Mexican Wristwatch

What is Mexican Wristwatch?

The act of wrapping one's cock around his wrist, simulating the effect of a, as they say, "wristwatch".

What time is it? Let's look at my Mexican Wristwatch! Half past my cock!

Umb

1. untamable majestic beast That's not a Marine, that's a UMB. See unicorn, awesomeness, mythical creature, beast, andy 2. A ..

Blamin

1. something that is better than you. ah bruv that boy is blamin me down so i cant get that girl and she make me hurl anyway so ill just b..

Apalach

1. Pertaining to being "simple" or acting dumb Hey Apalach get outta that tree. See dumb, stupid, retarted, simple, weird..

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