Mexican Wristwatch

What is Mexican Wristwatch?

The act of wrapping one's cock around his wrist, simulating the effect of a, as they say, "wristwatch".

What time is it? Let's look at my Mexican Wristwatch! Half past my cock!

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Hicknasty

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