What is Mexostache?
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A mexican mustache. That trails from the center of your upper lip, to the mountainous region of the asshole. Can start at the anus. Genererates 300kohms of butt-crack-heat in less than a second. They are stylish on men, but do not look good on women, unless they are Russian, but they are pretty much men anyways.....
I shaved my mexostache today because I got tired of keeping it up. The powerful shocks to my nutsack did not help either.
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A Medieval torture device used to pour hot liquids on the victims. This simple device had holes in it which could dispence boilin..
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One who uses a lighter and their own flatulance to create an explosive blast of methan from their sphinkter.
"Hey can you light my..
