What is Meyer?
1.
one who denies any involvment in drunken activities
Dude, he's meyering the whole party
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2.
The richest farmers in the world.
God, do you see those Meyers and their new pickups?
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3.
1) Noun: A person, place, or thing that at first glance seems terrible; but upon closer inspection is quite exceptional.
2) Verb: utterly destroy; esp. if something of exquisite value is hidden in the rubble.
1) Noun: That car's a lemon. A meyer lemon.
2) Verb: The plan was to meyer the building, unaware of the secret Delacroix paintings stashed in the basement.
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4.
The abdsolute worst possible outcome possible given the current situation
Looking at his friends smashed car, Kevin turned and commented, "Sorry dude, that's a real meyer."
5.
a huge ass shnozzo who goes to buffalo grove high school
"yo dude, i hate matt meyer who didnt make the basketball tem because he sucks at life and cant punt past ten yards if his life depended on it, and whatta jew,( i guess hell be punting in college)"
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6.
1. One who prefers to lick on a rectal thermometer.
2. or wearing a velcro suit while gazing longingly at school boys and sheep
3. or one who picks his nose with his pinky and wipes the booger on his friends couch
4. or a downright dirty mexican!
You dirty fucking meyer you're just like a
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