What is Mezcalmyopic?
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Similiar to "beer googles" except as it relates to Mezcal or Tequila. Being so intoxicated on tequila that you make poor choices as to whom you become amorous with.
I was so mezcalmyopic that I took that ugly cougar home and had sex with her. When I sobered up I threw up in my mouth a little because of my poor judgement.
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One who dictates the actions of anothers penis because hes a dictator and thats what he does.
Man that Dick Dictator wouldnt get off my..
