What is Mezcalmyopic?
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Similiar to "beer googles" except as it relates to Mezcal or Tequila. Being so intoxicated on tequila that you make poor choices as to whom you become amorous with.
I was so mezcalmyopic that I took that ugly cougar home and had sex with her. When I sobered up I threw up in my mouth a little because of my poor judgement.
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Doing it doggy style with a fat chick; banging a plumperfrom behind.
I took home a big-titted 220 from the bar and I did her elephant s..
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1.The kinda nasty, stanky diarrhea you get from eating Mexican or Middle Eastern food.
2. "Montezuma's revenge"
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