Mezza Machine Edit Meaning

1. the dried remains of a previous nights anal passion on the body. I.E. dried faeces, blood and other bodily remains. 'I woke up to ..

1. To eat at one's desk/computer. Similar but opposite to alfresco (dining outside). "Hey Tom, why is there salsa on your keyboa..

1. a delicious fruit This kysrup makes me want to wank off. See fof 2. A gashed penis I tripped on a fence and ksyruped myself. See m..