What is Mezzo-tubs?
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a girl who remains fairly attractive despite blatantly concealing a spare tyre beneath her artfully draped clothing
Fred: What do you think of that danish chick?
George: Well, she's clearly mezzo-tubs, but i still would... nice eyes... great rack.
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Its when you get a girls backdoor SOOOOOO HOT (with a little help from some japanese wasabi sauce) that she wont WOK... SHE'LL RUN
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a person whose penile proportions are that of a monkey (i.e. short and stubby)
your boyfriend is a real chud-monkey, his cock is wider ..