What is Mfk?
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The socially-acceptable acronym for a game teenagers play called Marry-Fuck-Kill. When given a choice of three names, the players must decide who they would prefer to marry, fuck or kill.
Player A: For this round of MFK, we'll go with Cameron Diaz, Angelina Jolie, Lindsey Lohan
Player B: I'll marry Cameron because she's funny, fuck Angelina because she'd be crazy in bed, and kill Lindsey because she sucks at life.
Player C: Kill Angelina because she's crazy. Marry Lindsey because she's going to make lots of money. Fuck Cameron because she's hot.
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abbreviation for Mother-Fucking-Killer
Holy shit that crazy columbian MFK just threw that white boy into a brick wall!
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MIDGET FRENCH KID - A small kid originating from france, who likes to make bagels with his penis.
WHO CHARLIE YOUR A FUCKIN MFK YOU DUMB LITTLE BAGEL MAKING PaSTRY LICKER!