What is Mftv?
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Mother F***ing Time Vampire
Any project that should take 2 minutes, and 4 hours later is still not working properly.
Usually applies to software that does not install or work as it should and leads you down hours of forum searches, unrelated upgrades and version incompatibilities.
I tried to upgrade my laptop last night. What a MFTV!
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When a man freezes his shit and then later uses it on a female companion as a dildo.
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The invisible force that holds the last piece of Ice in the bottom of a glass no matter how many times you beat it on your face.
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The act of buffin' the female muffin, most often in reference to a chick whose muffin you should not be buffin. Though, not always..
