What is Mftv?
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Mother F***ing Time Vampire
Any project that should take 2 minutes, and 4 hours later is still not working properly.
Usually applies to software that does not install or work as it should and leads you down hours of forum searches, unrelated upgrades and version incompatibilities.
I tried to upgrade my laptop last night. What a MFTV!
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When a girl begins to assist you in masterbation, but she stops pre-ejaculation.
I hate that girl, all she does is handski no no.
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The act of using the small of a womans back as a spitterwhile doing her doggy style, then wiping the penis in the dip spit and inserting..