What is Mftv?
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Mother F***ing Time Vampire
Any project that should take 2 minutes, and 4 hours later is still not working properly.
Usually applies to software that does not install or work as it should and leads you down hours of forum searches, unrelated upgrades and version incompatibilities.
I tried to upgrade my laptop last night. What a MFTV!
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The act of sucking a partner's pink sock.
After giving jenny a pink sock, john proceeded to suck it, this resulting in a wind sock..