What is Mftv?
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Mother F***ing Time Vampire
Any project that should take 2 minutes, and 4 hours later is still not working properly.
Usually applies to software that does not install or work as it should and leads you down hours of forum searches, unrelated upgrades and version incompatibilities.
I tried to upgrade my laptop last night. What a MFTV!
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When you go in a cold place or something and your balls go from saggy to very firm and hence the name.
"Not dangly."
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When your poop gets mixed in with your chode hair and dries up, and gets prickly.
Ew, John has the most disgusting fucking chode cactus..
