M/f/v/d Edit Meaning

1. High fiving from a distance because you are too lazy to get up. "Virtual 5!" ...why does my example HAVE to have 20 letters ..

1. some shitty ass pitcher from the Colorado Rockies who likes to get head from a skank, even though he's married Denny Nagle get his..

1. Very similar to a crackhead except the addiction is to The Hills. Typical behavior would include defrosting TV dinners in order to sit h..