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Everytime you masterbate, god kills a kitten.
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A man who happily 'gives' during anal sex.
You should have seen McKenzie last night, he took a granny hame and by 3am his nam..
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"The Bateman" is a cocktail made up on the spot at parties.
Made by getting the biggest container available (usually a vase ..
