Mgs

What is Mgs?


1.

mutual genital stimulation

Nick and his girlfriend engaged in some MGS.

See mgs, hand job, genitals, fingering

2.

Acronym for Metal Gear Solid. A popular game by Hideo Kojima.

Dude i just bought MGS 3: Snake Eater today. Holy shit that games awesome.

See metal gear, rex, snake, solid snake, liquid

3.

A corruption of the much more frequently used MPS (Mega Piss Skill) - but instead of relating to urinary annihilation of a office cubicle/train toilet/public bog,is short for Mega Gas Skill.

A coded means of relating to a friend in a crowded place (Lift, Bus, Train , Plain, Automobile ) you've just increased your carbon footprint with a noxious emission.

Global warming begins with the seat of the pants, and violation of the olfactory organ.

Ted : "I've got MGS"

Petey : "I know because my nose is bleeding and my eyes are running."

See fart, grunt, whisper, guff, phart, poop, stink, smell, crap, shit

4.

Mind Gutter Syndrome

The process of reading sexual intent or meaning into innocent remarks or situations.

1: I hope I have studs in the wall.

2: There are Studs in the wall?

1: You clearly suffer from MGS.

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1: You're the best waiter I've had all night.

2: She says that to <b>all</b> the waiters.

Waiter: MGS? I've heard chocolate alleviates the symptoms.

1&2: You are the best we've had all night.

See innuendo, sex, wit, quip, sexual, intent

5.

the best grammar school in kent

full of toffs and posh people

can also be used as a term for a posh boy.

'dude,tht guy is such a mgs'

See mgs, maidstone, posh


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