What is Mht?
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noun: acronym: mass holiday text. An informal, non-personalized text message that is sent to multiple recipients for the purpose of wishing them a happy holiday.
Happy Thanksgiving, Happy New Year, Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanza, Happy Memorial Day, Happy Labor Day, and any other mass holiday text that whips you throughout a holiday. It's best not to respond to these messages.
My family on Thanksgiving: "Wow, you're quite the popular one today."
Me: "Nope. I'm just getting the usual mht's. Let's just get back to carving this turkey."
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To tape a Hot Wheels car to your dick and have anal sex.
She said she was on the rag right after I had a Happy Meal, so I took that car..