Miami Breakfast

What is Miami Breakfast?

When you start putting on tanning lotion and this somehow leads to a handjob.

We would've got to the beach sooner, but we decided to go for a nice Miami Breakfast first.

See handjob, breakfast, lube, lotion, sunscreen, beach, miami

Yoooouuuu!!!

1. Inspired by the inexplicable Soulja Boy hit, Crank Dat. Occurs after a burn, often yelled out by a third party. Directed at the person w..

Double Dutch Texting

1. When already in a text convo, you send a further text also requiring an answer. Both texters continue this rally until they forget what ..

Hell Baby

1. A freakishly long dick so as to be considered from a hellish demon. My boyfriend's hell baby ripped me a new one so I couldn'..

Miami Breakfast Edit Meaning