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A device used for turning small children into dog food.
We shoved the baby into the tree chipper and watched cans of dog food pop out...
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Making a list of the flaws of an ex who dumped you to raise your spirits in an otherwise sad time.
I miss her,so I made an "exflaw..
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you love yourself, men, women, animals, and inanimate objects
i walk into a room and fuck myself, my wife, my manwhore, my african elep..