What is Miami University?
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A public ivy league school in Ohio with a lot of white snobbish rich people located in Oxford, Ohio that's more than 120 years older than the University of Miami, Florida.
There are some amazingly gorgeous women that goto that school. Dress code there is monogrammed J.Crew with gears wearing pearls and pink popped collars.
The campus is one of the most beautiful in the nation.
I'm goin' to Miami University, Miami of Ohio dawg!
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A public ivy league school located in the beautiful Oxford, Ohio. It was founded in 1809, years before Florida even became a state, and 120 years before the University of Miami (Florida) was instituted. It is a mid-sized school known for its top ranked business and education programs along with its incredibly attractive student body. North Faces, polo’s and Greek letters are a staple, and weekends are never boring. Hockey is our sport, even though we still don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan.
Your time at Miami University will be the best four years of your life.
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A great university known for its beautiful campus, business school, and attractive women with questionable morals. It is a fantastic place to spend four years and well-respected amongst future employers from almost any field. Many people speak negatively of the University either because they can't gain admission, can't afford it, or they go to a university in Ohio that won't get them a job when they graduate. In any case, it has its problems, as does any school, such as over-privileged students with no concept of money or the real world. However, it has many students that are paying for school with loans and hard work. Also, it is the quintessential college campus.
Miami University is the best university in Ohio.
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(Miami girls)
Ugg Boots
Pearls
Sunglasses that cover at least 3/4 of the whole face
North Face jacket
credid card signed in daddys name
bitch attitude
pesonalized sorority bags (none other than vera bradley)
popped collars (never went out of style...just never was in style)
horribly fake tan
vera bradley bag
weight limit 130 lbs (except on North Quad, Rugby/basketball/volleyball, in general manly women)
vocabulary consisting mostly of the words totally, like, oh my god, also shortening of words like... vacation to vaca ect.
actual overheard conversation at Miami University.....
"Jessica, oh my god your not going to believe this, so... I just talked to my parents and we got in a huge fight. My dad says I actually have to get a job this summer....
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A severely overrated school in Ohio and a severely underrated school to the rest of America.
Miami University is the Disneyland of Colleges.
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The state university in Ohio that wishes it could be more like it's older sibling Ohio University (1804).
Populated by rich
A school also known for their successful athletic teams, which garner no student support.
"Friends don't let friends go to Miami."
"Today we salute you trendy Miami girl. In your pointed-toes stilettos, you understand that having blisters and cramped pinky toes is a small price to pay for the approval of your peers. Sure, your Vera Bradley bag and oversized pearls may appear to have been stolen from your grandmother, but we rest assured that your daddy bought them for you fair and square. And yes, you may be snobby to every guy that appraoches you, but we know that you're only doing them a favor by helping them understand that they are, in fact, gay. So here's to you trendy Miami girl, because everyone knows that behind your dyed blonde hair and falsely-tanned skin there sits a real person in the driver seat of that lexus SUV; and that real person... is a pale brunette."
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The "other" Miami, located in Ohio. Wishes it was located in Sunny Florida. Although it is much older than THE University of Miami, it is in NO way superior. Should not be mistaken for the University of Miami, as it's name is Miami University.
"I go to Miami University."
"Florida or Ohio?"
"I said Miami University... Ohio... where sun never shines and our football team never wins."
