Mic Check Edit Meaning

1. pyjamas which beckon you to put them on, and thus prevent you from going to see a really bad film at an outdoor screening. 'twas m..

1. masturbating with your pants on and all done up, by placing your hand in your pocket and rubbing your penis through the pocket lining I..

1. What in hell's name is wrong with you????? You gave a reach around to a pregnant cat while singing China's national anthem! w..