Micahl

What is Micahl?

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Former star of films such as Free Willy: The Mike Hunt Story, He went on to become one of the greatest and well known rockgods of the 21st century.

He is well known for daily nudity and an unholy love of pizza and mr noodles. When he smokes cigarettes, he smokes du Maurier.

Many have called him a legend, but he considers himself a simple musician... who just happens to be profoundly good looking.

Slutty Girl: Micahl is so hawt, i wish i could grow a third breast just for him.

Guy Dressed Up As Micahl: Hey, wanna show me your tits?

Slutty Girl: FUCK YOU, Mike always smells like a man and smokes du Maurier. YOU SMELL LIKE A CHEAP HOOKER.

Guy Dressed Up As Mike: GODAMN.

Micahl: I'LL WRECK THAT, I'LL WRECK YOUR FACE.

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