What is Michael Bolton's Toes?


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Noun: A "secret", publicly acceptable word, to let your friends know that someone nearby has nipples visible through their clothing.

(usually and attractive woman, although a fat guy may be referenced for comedy effect.)

1. "Michael Bolton's toes!" used in no other context, so as to obscure it's true meaning. Do NOT say "That chick has Michael Bolton's toes."

See rt, nipples, breasts, wet t-shirt, moobies


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