Michael Cole

What is Michael Cole?


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Michael Cole is an annoying WWE commentator who sounds like he is reading a script.

Notable Moments

Being absolutely destroyed by Steve Austin

Being DDT'd by Cody Rhodes

Being puked on by Booker T

Being Heidenraped by Heidenreich

Notable Quotes

Vintage Undertaker!!!

The Big Show has frying pan hands!!!

Controlled Frenzy!!!

WWE Daily Diva!!!

Oh my!!!

The Numbers Game!!!

Not this way damnit!!!

I've never seen Batista on the top rope!!!

Nobody has ever man-handled The Undertaker like this!!!

This is Edges penance!!!

Look at the piranha, slithering away!!!

The viper is preparing ro attack!!!

Here... comes... THE ANIMAL!!!

Most fans would agree he is a terrible commentator, and would freely listen to Mike Adamle over him.

Edge - "Nobody Cares About Michael Cole!!!"

See victim, loser, rape victim


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