What is Michael Jackson Special?


1.

When a man ejaculates onto a black girls face and proceeds to rub the load all over her face until it is covered in white-ness, therefore turning her into a white woman, just like michael jackson

--yo did you hook up with Latish last night?

-- Yeah man i jizzed in her face and gave her the Michael Jackson Special

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2.

Verb.

A sex act which involves copulationbetween a party of two, sexuality non specific, in which the receiving ( bottom) party is bent over a balcony, ledge, windowsill, or other high ledge with the giving (topping) party entering from the rear. Vaginal and analpenetration are both acceptable.

The act is culminated by the giving (topping) party - nearing climax- withdrawing from the receiving ( bottom) party and upending them over the ledge they had previously been bent over.

The key to a successful Michael Jackson Special is the proper ration of balance and subtlety and is traditionally finished off with a money shot over the balcony - ideally, the money shot's payload will reach the ground moments after the receiving ( bottom) party makes impact.

Example in which Steve Watanabe informs Ken about the Michael Jackson Special -

Steve Watanabe: Remember that total fauxmalethat I met on Second Life, Ken?

Ken Watanabe: Yeah - whatever happened there? I remember he finally admitted it. Did "she" still have the hots for you?

Steve Watanabe: Yeah - so, I talked him into coming over. He was all dragged up, and I felt really sorry for him so we did the deed. Total sympathy sex. I gave him a mexican hot pocket and a Michael Jackson Special.

Ken Watanabe: A What?!

Steve Watanabe: Oh yeah, I was copulating with the dude from the rear out my second story window, and as I was about to climax, I pulled out and tossed him out the window, then let the seed fly out on top of him. He got up awfully confused! Michael Jackson Special!

Ken Watanabe: Cool... what's on Showtime right now?

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