Michael Jordan

What is Michael Jordan?


1.

God in a pair of Nikes

2.

the greatest basketball player ever.

See wizzle

3.

the m'f'ing G.O.A.T.

1985 ROY.

1988 defensive player of the year.

3 time all-star mvp.

10 scoring titles.

6 finals mvp's in 6 championships.

1987, 1988: the dunks. champion.

See yawn

4.

1. Greatest Basketball player EVER to represent not only Chicago, but the NBA in general.

2. The act of coming back to a sport/hobby/job after announcing retirement/quitting for good.

1. Michael Jordan was one of (if not THE) greatest basketball player of all time!

2. We all thought that he quit skydiving, but he pulled a Michael Jordan on us!

See A2P

5.

air superiority rolled up in one.

none needed. he's the shit.

6.

The G.O.A.T. of the basketball world

MJ is the greatest of all time

7.

the real great one. The greatest basketball player of all time. The greatest thing that happened to the Bulls

1991,1992,1993,1996,1997,1998 Michael Jordan is GOD

See michael jordan, bulls, chicago, basketball, the great one


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