What is Michael Maybe?
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A 'Michael Mabey', is a polite way to put something off, when actually the teller knows the answer is going to be "no".
Friend 1: Hey wanna go the movies?
Friend 2: Who's going?
Friend 1: Tom, Dick, and Harry
Friend 2: Maybe...
Friend 1: Hey your pulling a 'Michael Maybe' aren't you?
Friend 2: Maybe...
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To apply lube to the penis prior to anal sex.
"Yeah, she totally wanted it in the ass like right then, but I had to polish the tur..