Michael Owens

What is Michael Owens?


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Born July 12, 1985. A sailor in the US Navy, working on the USS John C. Stennis, who raped his wife and molested his children. He cheated on her numerous times. While separated he contracted "painful balls"... the clap from a fellow sailor. Women beware and keep your children safe.

Did you hear about Michael Owens?

Yeah, sick fuck.

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